What is Chuck E. Cheese?
1.
Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.
Timmy is five and likes to eat at Chuck E. Cheese. George is thirty-five and likes to eat there too.
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2.
Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.
Let's go to Chuck E. Cheese's and score a few thousand tickets on the skeeball machine and get a 15 year old black & white TV.
3.
A place where I can get some pizza and get molested at the same time
At chuck e. cheese you eat cruddy pizza while a guy in a mouse suit fondles your dick
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4.
Place:
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.
Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.
2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and
Chuck E. Cheese is the scariest mouse in the fucking world!
5.
Verb. The act of intentionally giving another person an STD.
Person 1: "Dude, I totally just Chuck E. Cheesed Renee."
Person 2: "Nice! What did you give her?"
Person 1: "AIDS, Gonorrhea, and Herpes."
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