Chuck Noris

What is Chuck Noris?


1.

Duh Duh Duh, someone forgot an "r."

It's Chuck Norris, not Chuck Noris, doofus.

See chuck, norris, chuck norris, roundhouse, kick

2.

When you ejaculate in a girl's face then round house kick her.

I "Chuck Norised" the shit outta that bitch

See Ronald Regan

3.

Some Historians believe that the dinosaurs were killed by a meteorite. In fact the extinction of the dinosaurs was brought on when a tyrannasaurus rex made the mistake of making direct eye contact with Chuck Norris. The roundhouse kick unleashed caused massive ammounts of dust to cover the sky while he hunted the rest of the dinosaur. He then made love with 144 cavewomen to populate the earth.

Mess with Chuck Noris and you will meet an untimely death.

See owned, roundhouse, kick, walker texas ranger

4.

an easily made fun of celeberty.

chuck noris's tears cure cancer

too bad chuck noris has never cried

See action, fight, helecopter, bash, laugh


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