What is Chuck Norris Action Shorts?

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1. Men's shorts that fit too tight and are too high, by social standards

2. Athletic shorts from the 70's and 80's.

A guy is trying on some shorts that are to small for him.

Dude: What do you think of these shorts babe?

Chick: They look like Chuck Norris action shorts.

See chuck, norris, tight, shorts, dangle
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