What is Chuck Norris Shitkick?


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V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)

"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"

"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."

"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"

See chuck norris, shitkick, steamroller


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