Chuck Norrised

What is Chuck Norrised?


1.

To succeed, to completely destroy, or to pulverize something or someone.

I just Chuck Norrised the hell out of that test.

Dude... we totally Chuck Norrised that bottle of Jaeg last night.

See chuck norris, kick ass, succeed, pulverize

2.

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

See kick, round house kick, chuck, norris, chuck norris

3.

You have to have freshly trimmed your pubes and have kept the clippings. You are receiving a blowjob with the female kneeling infront of you. Just before you cum you pull out and cum on her face you then throw the clippings on her face creating the signature Chuck Norris beard then roundhouse kick her to the back of the head.

i was getting a blowjob last night and it was the worst i ever had, so i Chuck Norrised her.

See bearded lady, roundhouse

4.

to forward kick something or someone with great force.

-dude why you kick my door like that?! you're not chuck norris.

-ya but I chuck norrised it.

-oh

See chuck norris, kick, force, great, bruce lee


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