What is Chuckmeister?
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An individual who loses control of their bladder in the back of a van whilst drinking beer and Jameson on the way to a casino. A Chuckmeister will abandon their pissy pants on the side of the highway to avoid further shame. If you encounter a Chuckmeister, provide them with new pants and instruct them to shower.
Jimmy: Quick pull over he's starting to drip on the seat!
Bryan: God damn it! I didn't know we were rolling with a Chuckmeister.
