Chuck-norrisified Edit Meaning

1. One who is not morman and sucks the left testicle of a sloth. A Mr. Jordan the unioglemerman sucked off a sloth this afternoon...

1. -An alternative to saying "what tha fuk" or "what tha duece" "YO .......i think i just threw up a quarter!......

1. The act of murdering your entire family and then taking your own life. The postal worker, after a very stressful day went home, had som..