Chucktanium

What is Chucktanium?


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A rare element only found in roundhouse kicks, and only those roundhouse kicks that are performed by Chuck Norris. Nearly unobtainable by mortal humans.

I've been looking for a motorcycle frame made out of Chucktanium, but I'm afraid it will roundhouse kick me right off the seat and into next week.

See unobtanium, chuck norris, motorcycle, seat


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