Chud Edit Meaning

1.

Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller

Defined in the 1984 movie of the same name

2.

It means Canibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller and originates from the 1984 film C.H.U.D. But is now used to describe ugly stupid people. Most notably in the Kevin Smith film Clerks 2(2006). The phrase is mostly used in America but is now starting to become popular in the UK.

Jamie: Why don't girls like me?

Scott: Because you're a fucking chud!

Mother: Nurse when can i see my baby?

Nurse: Are you sure you want to?

Mother: yes of course! why?

Nurse: well because your baby is so fucking ugly. It must take after you. You chud.

See ugly, baby, chud, america

3.

A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.

Those chuds drinking on the patio of O'Reilly's are going to get egg-salad-sandwich bombed back to the caves they crawled out of!!!

4.

a defecation of at least medium width and length with a meaty apperance; very firm, with little flexibility;

Also known as a "ass stretcher"

And then he walks into the boys room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face.

See poop, fudge dragon, dook, duece, Ocho

5.

A mediocre looking girl who's overweight and has small tits.

Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.

You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck that chud; she's a pig!

Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!

Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!

Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.

Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.

See chudley, chud, fat chick, ugly, chudleigh

6.

A complete pathological liar. One who sees things in their own little egotistical world. Is dependent on marijuana use. "Shady" and unreliable. One who thinks he can get every girl, and yet only gets the drunk ones. Also is under constant parental supervision.

Quit Broexaggerating you Chud.

See broe, shady, chud, ego, liar

7.

a small fat dick

lutz sucks on chuds while getting analed by a penguin

See doop, shnaat