What is Chud Baby?
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A baby who comes from unfortunate or nasty origins. Comes from the term for discarded semen often called
"Poor Tyrone... have you seen his chud baby? I heard he also has one fugly baby's momma on his back. Damn."
"Jacob is nothing but a fat chud baby- I hope he fails the LSAT."
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A baby miraculously conceived through anal intercourse. The sperm, possibly through osmossis, makes its way to the baby-maker, where the fetus develops. The baby, then, travels back into the ass, where it is born through the butthole, presumably covered in shit.
That chud baby smells like shit. Throw it in the trash.
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Verb: To wank.
Noun: A wank.
Both uses are a slightly more pleasent version of the word. Which can be used in polite converstation wit..
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Taken from Cyanide and Happi..