What is Chuffbumpkin?
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A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
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A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administe..
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One who extracts feces onto a rug, i.e. Todd Stonebreaker.
Dude, that momf just took a dump on my carpet! He's such a gay rug shi..
