What is Chuffbumpkin?
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A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
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Used after a seemingly normal sentence that could be interpreted sexually.
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WWII troop slang for military bureaucratic bullshit. The word implies that the regulations in question are so silly and trifling that th..
