What is Chuffbumpkin?
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A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
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A Chick with a big ol nasty ass
"Oh hell no dude, look at the fuckin yuck booty, i'm taking a picture of that shit."
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something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(o..
