What is Chuffbumpkin?
1.
A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
See
Random Words:
1.
A word or term or phrase or sentence or suggestion of bias against diversexuality and freedom of physical and emotional fullfillment: it..
1.
Too Much Facebook Syndrome is a condition when a person is very addicted to Facebook. He/She frequents Facebook first thing in the morni..
