What is Chuffbumpkin?
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A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.
'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'
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A verb used to say rolling a joint or blunt.
Dans tieing fish right now
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the exciting act when 1 flexible woman kneels between two willing men and procedes to place thier man junk in the creases her below form..
