What is Chuffer?
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Chuffer – (noun) One who could be described as being all talk and no action and in some cases the talk is merely a whisper.
I know that guy over there looks like he’s about to go postal, but he’s a real chuffer. He’ll probably just go home and cry like a bitch.
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chuffer is another name for the human bottom
my mate gary likes it up the chuffer
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Someone of questionable intellect and ill of manners.
Mark Allan is a chuffer! Stop being a chuffer, Mark!
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a vary large unfit fat woman
a fat woman will "chuff" when she walks , a bit like an old steam train , big fat chuffer
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5.
Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.
No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.
Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.
Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.
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6.
A human person who is unusually fat or overweight.
Awwww, mate - some chuffer just crushed my car by trying to slide over the bonnet!
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When used in conjunction with
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Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.