Chuffty Nut

What is Chuffty Nut?

A small nugget of poo which get's caught on one's anal hair. Also see clinker.

Get the comb, I've found a chuffty nut!

As a joke, Jimmy replaced John's chocolate chips with some home grown chuffty nuts.

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