Chum Hair

What is Chum Hair?

The one single nasty ass pubichair you find in, on, or around a public toilet, or deeply imbedded in the cheese of a previously edible pizza/ pussy.

Boy I had to blow pretty hard to get that chum hair off the seat at the ball park!

Hmmmh pizza's here! Wait, *sigh* dammmmIT!

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