Chuman

What is Chuman?


1.

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

See humanzee, choad, knob, douchebag, simpleton

2.

someone with the judgment or intelligence of a half-chimp, half-human; an idiot; a dolt. May also be construed as half-human, half-choad.

When Frank saw that Chad had put yet another Calvin-peeing-on-something decal on the back of his truck, he could only roll his eyes and mutter, "What a chuman."

See humanzee, choad, knob, douchebag, simpleton

3.

A half chimp, half chuman hybrid. Chumans are known to have the dexterity and strength of a chimp coupled with the intellect and wit of an average human. They make perfect stunt doubles because they are very dexterous and strong, and if they die know one cares.

I heard an Italian team of scientists did "research" with a female chimpanzee to see if a chuman could be produced.


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