What is Chumanoose?
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One who is enlightened. Once become Chumanoose, you see things that others can not. You can hear things, that others can not. When people look at you, they know that you are one of these gifted people. The only way to perceive this highness is to either be hit on the head with a brick (preferably red that has aged), get shot 9 times and live, run head first into a wall, smoke, or having Micheal Jackson as a father (serious harm) because he has been forcefully impregnated by millions of teenagers.
Blanket was tramatised by hanging out of a window, therefore becoming a Chumanoose.
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