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Where you have a keyboard that is quite tasty and can be devoured easily.
Man, your keyboard is keyboardiliscious. The taste is reminis..
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when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over i..
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A woman who gets a sex change and has a is surgically given a penis
Sally is now a zip-snatch because she has had her snatch zipped (st..