Chumming Edit Meaning

1.

menstruating, the monthly act of vaginal bleeding

Don't go swimming in the ocean when you're chumming.

2.

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms

I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.

See chummed, chummer

3.

When you remove the bloody tampon of an unsuspecting female and twirl it around before tossing it into a crowd or moving car window.

That was quite a chumming when Leslie was on her period, and I chummed that bus of Japanese tourists at Bonaroo.

See tampon, period, blood, prank, menstration

4.

A dating tactic involving the use of one's good looks to lure a less attractive mate into a one-sided and emotionally unsatisfying relationship.

(Taken from the crab fishing term for illegally using perforated dog food cans to bait a trap)

"Damn, she's so fine! She says she likes me too."

"No man, she's way out of your league. She's just chumming."

See chum, chumming, manipulate, manipulation, trap

5.

The act of going down on a woman while she is menstruating

After I finished chumming on this chick I looked like Bozo the clown

6.

When one inserts a chunk of toffee into their buttocks and bends over while an acquaintance licks it out.

"Excuse me sir, would you care for a spot of chumming?"

See chummer, chummed, chum

7.

the act of having unprotected intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle, a.k.a. on the rag

man, i went chumming last night and woke up this morning crusted to my bedsheets.... looked like my penis was involved in stabbing something to death.

See ragging, redwings, on the rag, menstrual, menstruation