Chump Monkey

What is Chump Monkey?

1. A phrase to describe someone foolish or someone who participates in an act of extreme daftness.

2. A way to describe yourself when you have had one bucket too many.

1. I heard Steve was sniffing glue for two hours before he realised it was solvent free, what a total chump monkey.

2. "Oh man, I am totally chump monkey'd." - "Man, your a chump monkey!"

See dumbass, fuck nugget, chonged, fool, muppet

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