What is Chump Squeeze?
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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When a individual is so much of a hooker, and acting like a total douche that they have become some sick almalgam of both words.
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It's about when stuff like nukular bombs or yellow cake get spread around by evil doers.
"Yeah, I've thought about nukul..
