What is Chump Squeeze?
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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A nasty ass aftertaste.
Most commonly used after eating or drinking something horrible.
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The description of a females vagina that has been used to the point that the labia are unrecognizable and take on the form of roast beef..
