What is Chump Squeeze?
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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n. A hypothetical future version of Urban Dictionary in which it is innundated by entries that are not so much definitions of words as ..
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A common reaction when in disbelief of someones actions or words.
Ohhh know you didn't! How you gonna play me like that?
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