What is Chump Squeeze?
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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Person in a crowded place who is texting while bumping into people.
1. Hey, Jack - where did you get the black eye?
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An unwanted pregnacy
Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed
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going from the ass to the mouth. Always a nice way to finish off a good thing.
I fucked that ass all night! We were in Georgia, so sh..
