What is Chump Squeeze?
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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When someone with the lungs of a dolphin, or Michael Phelps, takes a massive hit from a bong.
Dude I heard Jeremy on the track team too..
