What is Chump Squeeze?
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The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
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A double bruise on your lower abdomen from having doggy style sex with someone who has a hard bony ass
That skinny white girl last nigh..
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Like pwned and owned but a more omfgwtf1337bbq version.
Started by Tamora in EVE ONLINE
omfg he got PRAWND BBQH4X0RZ..
