What is Chump Squeeze?
1.
The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
See
Random Words:
1.
Twelve donuts coated with a thin glossy sugar frosting.
"I'd like the one dozen glazed GPSvertisingspecial and two coffees.&..
1.
Cheap ass malt liquor
example- 40 oz of Old English or a 16 oz can of colt 45
2.
1. Tire shine!
2. ArmorAll, Black Magic, Turtle Wa..
