What is Chumpstin Von Der Cock?

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used to describe mentally retarded goons who rely heavily on NHS opticians. also suffer from bouts of depression resulting in violent outbursts. Usually loners with few or no friends.

Justin: Do you like my new glasses?

Paul: Haha, no! You look like Chumpstin von der cock!

Justin: Fuck you!! I'm gonna beat you like I beat my mum!

Kiran: Was that before or after I boned her?

Dave: You did too??

Paul: I'd get a check up if I were you lads, I fucked that slut and I've got aids now!!

Dave: Why do I have no mates?

AJ: What you all talking about guys?

All: FUCK OFF AJ YOU CUNT!!!

See chump, chumpstain, chumplestiltskin, chumpinger, nhs, aids
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