What is Chunker?
1.
A fat person that really isn't fat.
Kyle and Heather.
Heather: I am fat
Me: no your not your 100 lbs you anarexic damn you
Heather: fuck you im fat
me: fine
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2.
A really fucking fat person that could stand to drop a few pounds
Look at that chunker, she has 4 chins, AHAHA!
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3.
a person with gut huge gut but isn't fat
look at that chunker over there
4.
Describes an undesirable, large or shapely woman who hits on you. You should alert your wingman when you notice a "chunker" to give him fair warning.
In addition to describing a large undesirable woman, chunker also describes ruthless, desperate women. Follow the common Zoo rule, "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" (not literal food but sex), if you "feed" a chunker she will only come back for more. Thus creating a false sense of love in her mind.
Steer clear of "chunker love" which commonly occurs when one is drunk.
They often have babes as friends, alert your wingman to target the "chunker" so you are home free and score the babe. A common technique commonly referred to as "Chunker Elimination".
Chunker can also refer to men.
Chunker (man) is shallow, very shapely, and very rude.
Steer clear of the "pity fuck", for this will cause a false sense of attraction in his male mind. Most male chunkers will be sport experts.
Alex: Chunker alert!!
Tanner: I'm on it, search and destroy. Ha-ha!
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5.
Old car or POS car that is dodge
Digsy's Silvia is a chunker cause it's about to blow up.
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6.
1 : to mess up: BLOTCH
2 : to fill with chunks of something
3 : to defeat in a humiliating fashion
he chunkered the account
chunker with scheiBe
he chunkered you
7.
Someone who removes the sexual organs of someone else or themselves using a blunt instrument
"Ha Ha that bloke got is a chunker, but i bet it hurt"
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