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A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could hav..
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A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have.
My friend, Graham Wellington, gave me a Rolex for my bi..
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When one masturbates to no conclusion- usually due to lack of concentration or fatigue.
The 90 year old retiree excitedly woke up for t..
