What is Church Hat?
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A gaudy hat worn to church. Frequently incorporate sequins and/or bows. Generally have matching gloves. Most commonly seen on the heads of middle-aged+ black women in the South on Sundays or at any other formal occasion.
When she sang at the inauguration of Barack Obama, Aretha wore her church hat.
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