What is Church It Up?
1.
to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.
Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.
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2.
To vainly try to appear cultured and refined.
Joe: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.
Attendant: Don't try to church it up, boy.
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To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pub’s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone you’ve just met.
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