What is Church Of $cientology?


1.

IRS-sponsored, trademarked, copyrighted pseudo-religious corporation that claims you are an immortal spiritual being with infinite capabilities as long as you can prove this to the church with your money in order to receive a church certification that claims you are a spiritual being with infinite capabilities.

Otherwise, you are either a 'downstat' (inferior) or worse: a 'suppressive person' (enemy). In this case you can be ruined, sued, tricked, lied to or destroyed utterly - per church policy.

As anyone can see from the above, the church of $cientology is really a bona fide religion.


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