What is Church Of $cientology?
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IRS-sponsored, trademarked, copyrighted pseudo-religious corporation that claims you are an immortal spiritual being with infinite capabilities as long as you can prove this to the church with your money in order to receive a church certification that claims you are a spiritual being with infinite capabilities.
Otherwise, you are either a 'downstat' (inferior) or worse: a 'suppressive person' (enemy). In this case you can be ruined, sued, tricked, lied to or destroyed utterly - per church policy.
As anyone can see from the above, the church of $cientology is really a bona fide religion.
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What to say in a squeaky voice when someone opens a door to you and you want to surprise them. As said by cornholio
trick or treat, SON..
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Person that unlike the whore(who gives it to everybody), gives it to everybody but you.
That damn whore didn't want to do it last ..
