Church Of Rachel

What is Church Of Rachel?


1.

Rachel is an almighty vampire. and here at the Church of Rachel we celebrate death, destruction, violence, and jeffree star. so come child, and confess your sins, we won't judge, only praise you for that murder you committed last fall. D:

welcome to insanity, how may i help you?

DEEP INSIDE THE CHURCH OF RACHEL:

(someone there to confess a sin) "Rachel, i told someone vampires don't exist."

(rachel) *bitch slaps confessor* NEVER TELL SUCH LIES. D:<

(confessor) im sorry D:

(rachel) you are forgiven D:

*hugs*

(rachel) *secretly steals confessors wallet*

See rachel, vampire, jeffree star, violence, omg


61

Random Words:

1. The apparently obvious (but nonexistant) closing of the "word" HTML tag. For idiots only, like that one guy that wrote a defi..
1. A fat woman's camel toe. Yo, check out that lady's ox-hoof. Nasty dude, that chick's got an ox-hoof. See camel, toe, o..
1. You can get away with saying anything as long as you say this directly after what you say. "I,m going to kill you, not really but ..