What is Church Of The Brenton?
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Founded in 2008 by Brenton Wilson as a way to combat the mainstream religions such as christianity and islam.
If you want to eat something then eat it because it is now allowed by The Church of the Brenton. another example is if you have a physics assigment is due but there is good swell at the beach on that day, you can go to the beach instead because it is now part of your religion.
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