What is Church Penguin?
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a member of the world-known catholic mob (a priest or a nun), characterized by their specific way of walking (shuffling feet), creaky voice and black&white clothes.
The church penguin told me masturbation was wrong, so I quit it, easy as abc.
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The act of putting a plunger on a wall and ass-ramming it while jerking off
Oh Paul is in the bathroom doing the Roto-shooter.
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