What is Church Pimp?
1.
pronunciation key (chûrch - p^imp)
n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.
christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"
Random Words:
1.
a very small garden gnome.
We went to Walmart's garden center to look for znyppgrovv's to adorn our garden.
See Pimp Juice..
1.
1. To be engaged in a verbal assault on either a 16 year old female or a complete idiot who does not know they are being fucking pwned.
..
