What is Church Pimp?
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pronunciation key (chûrch - p^imp)
n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.
christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"
christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"
Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"
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