Church Pimp

What is Church Pimp?

pronunciation key (chûrch - p^imp)

n. one who hooks up with persons within the same congregation but commits to none.

christian 1: "on the DL I saw Simon at the Bar hooking up with Jona"

christian 2: "OH WERD!? I thought he was hittin' linda"

Both in unison: "CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!! CHURCH PIMP!!!"

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