What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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When in a public restroom, taking a dump, someone startling the one taking the dump. This has various results.
Man, I was almost finis..
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1. A fat person who refuses to go on a diet and thinks they're cool (when they really aren't).
2. A fat person who believe..