What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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1) the act of fucking a girl in her belly button while she eats the cum off the guys hairy nipples
2) funniest kid in the world
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A person who has sexual intercourse with underage penguins.
Get that Pengaedophile outta here!
See penguin, paedophile, pengaedophile..