Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Don't Strain Your Milk

1. Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort. "If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles ..

Thatz

1. a totally awesome manga character from Dragon Knights who loves money, gambling, drinking, food, and being lazy...former theift, now the..

W34k

1. poor; sad; incompetent "You can't tell people what you want them to get for your birthday!" "Yeah, that's w34..

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