What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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The most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. No one can compare, but she's a devil. (see Ely)
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The distance a man is able to comfortably travel (from his bed) without pants; the average radius being just the distance to the shower...
