Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Newport Long

1. A 100MM Newport cigarette that is often smoked by gangstas. It is sometimes laced with pcp. I was smokin on a Newport Long and PCP..

Arksun

1. sound designer and producer of most excellent tunes. takes alot of his inspiration from sheep "Arksun, get out of that field"..

Queue Regret

1. The coyote uglyof mail order DVD rental. When you place an item in your Netflix queue and forget all about it. One day the turd shows up..

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