What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.
The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read..
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to get it on, i.e. have sex.
"we're gonna shwingshwang tonight baby."..