Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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F.a.f.l.

1. (pronounced fa-ful) or just fafl Fat Ass For Life To be fat. To be a F.A.F.L. can be a state of mind or being (or both). "What ..

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

3 Eyes

1. An insult. Saying someone has 3 eyes expresses offence at an action and/or phrase that they may have just said. They will probably feel ..

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