What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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When a person is poked in the belly button so hard that they vomet on the poker
Dude that guy got a pillsberry in his mouth, HARD
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A man who has a hairy chest and patches with just bare skin.
The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and di..