Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Devyn

1. 1. to have vigorous passion; an endless sexual appetite 2. sexy little vixen 3. good listener 4. someone whos had a bit too much tequ..

Oarr

1. A word often muttered by drunk pigs. Depending on the context, it may pertain to excitement, disappointment or sexual pleasure. Christ..

Arftard

1. 1.Is a person acting so retarded (but the person is not mental retarded) that you want to call them a fucking retard. In stead you can c..

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