Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Dde

1. dde is short for dude... Tom 21 says: Hey dde, how are things? Jordan Pe says: Doing just great...You dde? See dude, dde, mate, pal, ..

Qp Blunt

1. A quarter pound of your finest rolled into 100 blunt wraps, 9 hours to roll, and 4 hours 45 minutes to smoke. What are we doin tonight?..

Tube Steak Tarzan

1. homosexual, queer, of the cock sucking variety Yo that mothafucka is a damn tube steak tarzan swinging from a hairy love vine...

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