Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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No Mate

1. when u disagree with what someone says or u just want to take the piss. When said pitch of voice should go up and should have a puzzle..

Yacht Club

1. in scituate where all the preppy rich kids spend their entire summer "dude, surfing today?" "can't. i have tennis ..

Gig Me Up

1. When someobody asks if you know something and they're obviously about to tell you. You answer 'Gig me up'...meaning load ..

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