Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Interns

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Hold Some Change

1. A statement that a broke or cheap person uses when he or she needs a loan Yo, bro i just lost a bet. Can I hold some change? See loan,..

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