Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Bell Honeybun

1. This is a sexual act performed when a man masturbates on a woman's chest, but the catch is the man drools on her while he's st..

T.a.n.k

1. Tits and Ass No Kids A female with nice breasts, nice ass, and no children. this chick is a t.a.n.k. See tank, milf..

Zerp

1. to kick it, preferably in the shade. Dude 1: "Ay dog, let's go to the store, so I can get some gin." Dude 2: "Nah,..

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