Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

See The Greg

1. short for: cool U r so ql 2. QL = "cool", as in "IMBNQL" (I am being cool). UR2QL. I12BU! ICURN24NR. IM2. Yo..

Lpv

1. Lower Property Value The neighbors are such LPV... I wish they would clean up thier yard! See lpv, lp, lv 2. Abbreviation for "..

Dripply

1. n. a wet, erotic quality the body can have when radiating sexuality already. adj. when a body appears wet, erotic, and sexy. (The qu..

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