What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect an..
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when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.
Dude, that girl just totally queefe nood..
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Someone that always has a one up story better than yours that makes no sense.
You: "The other day I bowled a 300! It was Sweet.&qu..
