What is Church Services?
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Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.
Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."
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A blend of sensibilities from the 1970's and today.
Yo dawg, if Barry Manilow and Gwen Stefani did a song together, that shit woul..
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To push the butt cheeks together and have sex with them without penetration.
"I know you don't like anal doll but how about y..
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Past present, remebering the good old days, Somed thing you deserve once and awhile.
How about a good ole fashioned cup of shut the..
