Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Hand Maneuver

1. A hand job, hand crank, a person other than yourself whom strokes your penis to ejaculate. A happy ending! I was at the massage parlor..

Lollerxd

1. When someone laughs when having a face like: xD Hahaha! WTF u have a lollerxD See lol, loller, xd, omgwtfbbq..

Ypogjf

1. Acronym for "You Posted Once, Good Job Fag". The standard greeting for people whose post count equals one on any normal intern..

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