Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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1. a male penis that has been chafed due to recent hardcore sex activities Man, I have a cooked cock from your mom last night...

Idito

1. an idiot with a tiny penis... and doesn't know how to use it. I gave Bob a second chance... but he just turned out to be an idito...

Hot Pass

1. usually yelled loudly stressing the end of pass 1. Smoking marijuana 2. Anything that can be regarded as "cool" or "tig..

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