Church Services

What is Church Services?

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."

Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

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Tsetso

1. Hairy Bulgarian creature with more than excessive body hair. Enjoys hitting on considerably younger women than him and swears frequently..

Adap

1. stands for "as dank as possible." Possesing ideal qualities. "Dude, that shit wasn't just dank, it was adap." ..

Yazy

1. A combination of "crazy" and "yay." An expression of great excitement. You're coming to visit after 6 months? ..

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