Church Slut

What is Church Slut?


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The act of worshipping God heavily on Sundays, while abstaining from sexual activity, and then engaging in heavy, kinky sexual actions, including munching, therest of the week. To pull a Valosoraptor.

"Damn, that Church Slut went all at the moment the clcok struck 12:01 on Monday morning. I"ve never seen a pair of panties ripped into so many pieces by one set of teeth."


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