What is Churchmacker?
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Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be
Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
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The kind of people that have PERFECT noses and "APE" eyes with brown (ewww) things under their eyelids. They also are in trai..
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somebody who is being stupid... aka schgwag..
Kati wouldt feed the 20lb rabbit cause she was being a schwag master.
See homo, butt, sc..
