What is Churchmacker?
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Someone who goes to church for NO other reason than to find a date, mate, significant other, or spouse; this person will often church-hop, because the minute they see there aren't any "interesting possibilities" they RUN out in the middle of the last hymn; this person makes sure to never give their full name, give nothing that would enable the church to contact them; usually slathered in perfume or cologne as the case may be
Denise: Hey Lisa, what happened to that cute blonde guy who came in here last month?
Lisa: The tall one? He'd been coming in for about three Sundays but he disappeared.
In unison: CHURCHMACKER! Hahahahahaha!
Random Words:
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The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.
1)What girl says:I don't want to go out wi..
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its this black squidgey stuff yeh...
Peng shit.
kinda squidgy like :P
Customer: oi bruv, you got any Squidgy black?
Dealer: nah bruv..
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Not really going to pay you any attention from this point on.
Esau Davis, you crazy, you are out my mind right now.
See you, out, my, ..
