What is Churd?
1.
An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.
"I can't believe your mom just did that!"
2.
a combination of a choad and a turd. if you are being a churd you are definately being a jackass.
(El)ECB is usually a churd after too much crown enters his system.
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A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.
What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.
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4.
Churd is simply short for Richurd.
Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".
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5.
a fecile dildo
"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...e"
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A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
Dont be such a churd...
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