Churff

What is Churff?


1.

To take longer than needed to complete a task or arrive at a destination.Often caused by people farting about doing nothing in particular.

Although the word might have been created by a Ferryhiller with reference to the original king of churffing Mathew "churffy" Murphy, the word is now more often than not directed at the residents of Ferryhill in Aberdeen.Now better known as the Ferryhill Churff Squad.

"Fuck sake min, we've been waiting for ages.The boy is having a right churff!"

See time

2.

A sexual term. Rub your man meat between a fat girls cloven hoof. Put it in her chumchute, continue adding a dollop of crisco to increase the warming sensation. Then punch her in the face and desecrate her with your jizzum.

Yo mack daddy... I'm from the hood, listen y'all... Those mothas always churff!


56

Random Words:

1. Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis. R. Kelly didn't go to j..
1. A variation of the famous blumpkin: a woman rides a man whilst he is defecating in a toilet, usually in the reverse cowgirl style, becau..
1. to edit words, in large amounts, on urban dictionary, till you start to wonder which words are really real. I was urbandictionarizing t..