Churffee Edit Meaning

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1) A combination of two words: church and coffee. Churffee is the low quality, flavorless coffee served at church functions, cheap receptions, work luncheons and offices worldwide. It is only fit to be consumed as a last resort and requires the addition of sugar and creamer to make it palatable.

2) The Hellspawn, bastard son of coffee.

"Are you ready for this 3 hour meeting?"

"Hold on, I need to get some churffee first."

"This office always brews the worst churffee."

See coffee, church, starbucks, office, beverage, brew, java, joe