What is Churtle?
1.
N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.
Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.
Kevin is such a Churtle
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2.
A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle
I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing
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3.
1. To rub someone's stomach in a sexual manner
2. To rub your genitalia on someone's stomach
Dude, I churtled her so bad last night!
George churtled Sally and cum got everywhere.
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4.
popping a zit on your chest where both puss and blood come out. Technically speaking over 1cc of body mass. If less then it is known as a kenlet.
Ill give you five bucks to lick the churtle off that bitch's chest.
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