Churtle Edit Meaning

1.

N. One who exhibits the qualities of both a chicken and a turtle. A scaredy cat who takes his time doing things. Churtles tend to exhibit weakness in their shin area.

Note: Not to be confused with the Pokemon Squirtle.

Kevin is such a Churtle

See LCHS

2.

A male giggle, since only girls "giggle". A masculine giggle

I churtled so hard at what the woman was wearing

See chuckle, giggle, laugh, masculine, snicker

3.

1. To rub someone's stomach in a sexual manner

2. To rub your genitalia on someone's stomach

Dude, I churtled her so bad last night!

George churtled Sally and cum got everywhere.

See fetish, poop, buttsex, butt, sex, asscheese, ass, cheese, cum, semen, stomach, vagina, dick, dong, cock, johnson, pubic, hair, cunt, mike, teletubbies, barney, genitalia, dude, sexual

4.

popping a zit on your chest where both puss and blood come out. Technically speaking over 1cc of body mass. If less then it is known as a kenlet.

Ill give you five bucks to lick the churtle off that bitch's chest.

See zit, kenlet, rachel, whitehead, blackhead