Chutney Hood

What is Chutney Hood?

a penis which hasnt been washed for a while therefore gets sh*t round the bell end and looks like mango chutney!eeek!

"er i was sukin off dese mandem last night and dey all had chutney hoods,alie?! raaas dat dutty"

Zombieware

1. Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous. Most preinstalled software. That f***ing Zombieware kept reinsta..

Cahmuhtits

1. blowing ones load onto a females chest area. Man i was givener last night with that girl and the bitch screamed, "cahmuhtits"..

Vag Pants

1. Somebody who is either a pussy bitch or a Zack Matt: I see how it is after playing Madden for 60 hrs strait no1 wants to play me Wayne..

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