Cia Edit Meaning

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(Central Intelligence Agency). An organization designed to report international secrets, foreign time bombs, counterespionage and covert operations (here and overseas). Many suspect they are involved in clandestine conspiraces ranging from UFO's to 9/11. (Who's to know? Tenet'll tell you.) They are often thought of as akin to the FBI; though they may have external differences, the CIA~FBI mission relationship does exist similarly regulation-wise with the purpose of national security.

An agent: a trenchcoat with a pocket watch. Usu. seen with manila folders, Italian-tailored shoes and tinted windowed cars. An example of the organization would be Britain's MI6, Israel's Mossad, Russia's FSB/Soviet's KGB.

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Central Intelligence Agency. While the FBI handles domestic affairs and the ATF burns people in Waco, the CIA works overseas. Their job is similar to KGB, MI6, NSA, and Mossad.

But unlike Mossad, the CIA is one of the most fuckup-prone "intelligence" agency seems to be unable to handle anything without a huge fucking mess.

Story # 1: Iran and the Shah

The nation of Iran after world war 2 was doing fine. There was a moderate, elected president running the country. There was money. There was peace. But he was officialy a socialistaccording to the CIA so we went and overthrew him for a dictator called the shah. This of course pissed the Iranians off, and in the 80's the Ayatollah started a radical islamic revolution, took our embassy hostage for a year, and America's crisis in the middle east had officialy started.

Story #2: The Bay of Pigs

Fidel Castro is a communist. The CIA doesn't like commies in their 'hood, so the best course of action seemed to be training about 1000 Cuban boat people who fled Cuba after having supported Castro's enemy, arm them, and plan to send them over on ancient battleships dating back to 1940, with some tiny air support, and have them conquer a nation of 20 million that had mostly given Castro's revolution popular support. So one fine day, in a D-Day reenactment that would give any WW2 vet a heart attack, this imposing force stormed the beaches at this place called "Bay of Pigs." The few US airplanes supporting the assault got shot down, one of the boats sank, and the rest of the soldiers made it ashore and held out for a while before one of the worst mass surenders in us military history

Following this were many attempts to kill Fidel with exploding cigars (the cigars were noticed to be strangely heavy), a poisoned scubadiving suit (did nothing at all), spear-gun him while he was swimming (the spear-gunner drowned), stab him with a poisonous pen (the guy doing this turned out to be KGB), etc. Castro has survived for 40 years since, outliving 5 US presidents and Che.

Story #3: Nicaragua

What do you think when you hear the word " nun?" If you're thinking "Danger, must destroy" you'd make a good CIA agent. In Nicaragua during the 80's Contras(our guys) were fighting the Sandinistas(their guys), there was an order of Nuns that went around in war-torn Sandinista villages trying to help restore something resembling order. They couldn't go to the Contra villages, you see, because the Sandinistas controlled the country. But no matter, nothing wins the hearts and minds of the people like a group of US-equipped thugs kidnapping/shooting/raping nuns. Another little episode was the murder of Bishop Oscar Romero while he was saying mass on Easter morning in the cathedral in front of his entire congregation.

Story # 4: Panama

The dictator of Panama, Manuel Noriega, was a CIA agent and smalltime drug dealer. Long story made short: We come after him, they kill some of us, we kill some of them, and our disgraced agent is busted.

Story # 5: Operation Iraqi Freedom

Without a doubt the BIGGEST fuckup since

Story # 6: The Vietnam War

The CIA is actively working to protect you from nuns and bishops and far away countries you didn't know existed with scary names day and night.

The second worst federal agency after fema.

See right-wing, tenet

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Central Intelligence Agency, all a long-winded word for the biggest crack dealer of them all

The CIA is the Iran-Contra scandal

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acronym for Corrupt Imperialist Aggressors

The CIA has engineered more than thirty coup d'etats in the last fifty years against Third World nations.

See criminality, aggression, imperialism, empire, domination

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*Culinary Institute of America*

Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.

It's all about the food.

It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"

do i really need an example? you people get it, right?

it's the CIA.

See food, poughkeepsie, hudson valley, college, chef

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CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propagandaevilbrainwashing waterboarding satancult new world order

Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"

See propaganda, brainwashing, waterboarding, satan, cult, new world order, evil

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The pleasurable practice of ass fucking to completion; hence - Cum In Ass

Chongo: "So how was your GFE last night?"

Mono: "That ho let me do both the CIA and CIM to her! I guess you can say I ATM'd her! You should try it, but be warned, YMMV!"

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Clits in Action

feminests who go against "the Man"

Im a Part of the C(I)A.

See vag, bitty, titty, committee