What is Cigarette Machine?
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1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.
Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.
Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.
note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.
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a common occurance for most men were by the scruttocksbecome red and inflamed and very itchy
the itchy sruct rot kept tony up all night..
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..
