Cigarette Machine

What is Cigarette Machine?


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1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.

Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.

Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.


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