Cigarettes Edit Meaning

1.

designed by insightful people, who realized that the last 7 yrs. of life are not worth living anyway. Those are the 7 yrs. you cant make coherent sentences, and you shit yourself constantly.

"Grandpa you shit yourself again, here is a pack of camels!!!!!

2.

A guilty pleasure, to say the least.

Cigarettes every now and then are guilty pleasures.

See cigarette, tobacco, smoking, marlboro lights

3.

the biggest waste of time youl ever have. They dont get you high, they just give you cancer. For every cigarette you had, if you substituted it with weed, you would feel so much better and live longer. Fuck the cigarettes, go by weed, feel good and live longer!

Throw away those shit cigarettes and try some of that real medicine, youl feel much better after smoking an ounce of this.

See weed, dope, hash, canabis

4.

cigarettes, cancer sticks, smokes, my life...

whichever way you put it, these things are wonderful and have kept me from beating up all the stupid bitches i would have normally beat up if i wasnt so calm.

and just to let you know, if you dont like them, then dont smoke them. and if you dont wanna be around them, then go away. but dont complain about it. believe me, nobody wants to hear that and its a waste of breath from your precious lungs. so just shut the fuck up cause we all know its bad for you. nobody cares.

two luckys: one for good luck, and one for good fuck.

5.

mmmmmm delicious cancer sticks that have kept many people from dying

man im gonna kill someone if i dont get a smoke soon

See Derek

6.

how to say "i don't give a fucking fuck" without really saying it

yeah i got yellow teeth, bad breath, one lung, no voicebox, and stage four terminal cancer.

but i don't fucking give a fuck. i'll show you, pass me my fuckin cigarettes.

See cigarettes, cancer, smoking, bad, death

7.

something you can smoke every once in a while. You don't have to smoke them every day. I didn't.

1),Jeff: "What's that? It reminds me of when I was a teenager".

Angie: "Karen smokes".

Me (embarassed that she snitched after she promised me she wouldn't): "ANGIE!"

Angie: "Well, you're the one with the cigarettes in your hand!"

Jeff: "Smokey The Clove".

2) When I was a smoker I didn't smoke my cigarettes every day. How can you smokers manage to smoke a pack or two of cigarettes daily? I could never smoke that much. I only smoked six cigarettes maximum in a day, and that was fine for me.

See clove, teenager, six, pack