Cigarillo

What is Cigarillo?


1.

Small cigar which can be the size of a cigarette to almost the size of a cigar. They're smoked like a cigar but take about the same amount of time to smoke as a cigarette and don't fuck up your lungs. They also taste a shitload better. So anyone who bashes them has no idea what they're talking about. Also, blunts are for re-rolling, not cigarillos. Long live the cigarillo.

Bob: Eh you got a cigarillo?

Ed: What are you gay? Have a cigarette like a real man.

Bob: (Pulls out glock and pistol whips Ed, lights up a cigarette, and forces him to inhale it at gunpoint. Screams YOU LIKE THAT DON'T YOU BITCH!!!! SUCK ON IT!!! SUCK ON IT!!!!! He does this for every cigarette Ed has on him until he is in a coughing fit and ready to pass out. He buys a pack of cigarillos, smokes one and shares one with Ed. He says isn't that better?)

Ed: {whimper} y-yeess

Bob: CIGARILLOS! {Empties mag into the air}

See cigarillo, cigarillos

2.

Cigarillos are cheap cigars, about 59 cents a piece. Most people use them for stuffing other substances, normally marijuana, into forming a tight, fat blunt.

"We stuffed 5 grams into a cigarillo rather then rolling a blunt."

"Hey man, go pick up a cigarillo, and Ill stuff a blunt."

See blunt, marijuana, philly, weed, stuffed

3.

A cigarillo is a miniture version of a cigar, that's why the illo is at the end instead of just a cigar. They are not commonly smoked as purchased, instead they are usually split, gutted and re-rolled with marijuana. The most widely used brand of cigarillo today is the brand Swisher Sweet™. Most believe it is more popular because just like the cigar it burns slow but because of it's decreased size it prevents you from having use a large amounts of weed just to get a tight, non-loose blunt. Also unlike MOST cigar's sold they can be bought in singles for as little as 50¢ or $1 in some area's. Blunt wraps can be found for the same amount but are not really recommended for beginners because of it's flimsiness and requires a little bit more experience than a cigarillo would since 'rillos are already rolled so the excess moisture for guaranteed freshness is not needed therefore you can get a better grip, easier to stick and it's easier to perform a roll motion.

Give me the Swisher Sweet Cigarillo's, not the Slims.

See cigarillo, blunt, weed, rillo, cigar

4.

1. a mix between a cigar and an armadillo; an armadillo stuffed with tobacco, with the purpose of being smoked.

Dude #1: Man, i gotta get my smoke on! But all i got on me is some loose tobacco, and this armadillo.

Dude #2: Dude, that's all you need to roll a cigarillo!

Dude #1: O yeah! Sweet!

See cigar, cigarette, cigarillo, armadillo, tobacco, smoke, smoking, weed, blunt, pot

5.

When a person bound for jail stuffs a cigar clipper into their asshole so that when someone tries to butt-rape them, they squeeze their cheeks together and it cuts off the offender's penis.

Person 1: Dude, you're gonna get raped in jail.

Person 2: Fuck that, man. I'll give that bitch the cigarillo.

See cigarillo, jail rape, the stranger, cleveland steamer

6.

Shitty excuse for a cigar that only pieces of human waste buy.

Some dickwad came into my CVS and asked for a pack of cigarillos. I told him to fuck off.


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