What is Cigartard?
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A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.
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When a woman queefs and the gas is so toxic it causes a scab in her pussy area.
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Adj. one who stinks excessively or likes men. i mean realllly likes men.
Stop being such a max slaiman!..
