What is Cigartard?
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A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.
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"hot rock climbing chick"
Dude, check out the Kletterschnecke whipping up that crux!
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The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally call..