Cigartard

What is Cigartard?


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A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.

Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.

Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".

Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.

See cigar, cuban, cigarillo, blunt, stogie


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