Cigrilibrium

What is Cigrilibrium?


1.

The balanced state of a cigarette or doobie, the instant before it falls out of the ashtray.

I predict the cigrilibrium of your Newport is about 14 more seconds. Then it will burn the surface of my new coffee table and I'll have to pop a cap in your ass.

See smoking, cigarettes, equilibrium, equipoise, balance


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