Cincinnati Balboa

What is Cincinnati Balboa?


1.

Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tieing them jizzing in their face.

As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)

Example #1

Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the "Cincinnati Balboa"!

Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.

Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off!

Example #2

Gareth: I just say Conrad.

Rob: Alrite, how is he?

Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!

Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.

See jizz, man batter, rocky balboa, cincinnati

2.

Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tying them jizzing in their face.

As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)

Example #1

Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!

Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.

Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!

Example #2

Gareth: I just saw Conrad.

Rob: Alrite, how is he?

Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!

Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.

See jizz, man batter, rocky balboa, conrad, shoelaces


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