What is Cincinnati Monkey Toss?


1.

Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.

My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.

See cincinnati, shitting, monkeys, disrespect, rage, vandalism


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