Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

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Poob

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Nocultureicon

1. Nocturnal beast with no apparent employment or social function other than the report of parking violations and minor littering offences,..

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