Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

Ortwein

1. used to describe a handsome, charming, funny and yet extremely sociopathic person, capable of pretending to care about your feelings whi..

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

Illinois Valley

1. The Illinois Valley is a region that is located in the north-central part of Illinois. Approximately 100 miles southwest of Chicago, th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cincinnati Parachute Edit Meaning