Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

Dyke Mullet

1. mullet on a chick. aka scene hair. woman 1: dude. what did you do to you're hair? woman 2: i got layers && entensions so..

Mister Crusty

1. the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse here, use this as a mister crusty. See mister, crusty, sex, ..

Nippleing

1. When a woman's nipples are extremely visible through their clothing thus indicating they are wearing a cheap bra or no bra omg she..

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