Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

Glassfield

1. When a corn field has not been harvested and the stalks become covered in a frost layer. Damn motherfuckin field is looking trippy!..

T, C & A

1. Abbreviation for "tits, cunt, & ass". I've seen her t, c & a! See tits, cunt, cunny, quim, ass, pussy, privates..

Implants

1. Something that looks good until just after you've ejaculated. Ooh. I just ejaculated. Now those implants look kind of stupid. 2. ..

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