Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

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1. The offensive non-verbal/ IM middle fingergesture 'Fuck you/Fuck off' .l. F.U.R.B. (Fuck You Right Back). See v, up yours, ..

Officed

1. A reference to one being maimed or killed in an office setting. When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like t..

Vember

1. An adrenaline rush, something that makes you nervous, neurotic, up-tight,etc. That roller coaster gave me a vember...

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