Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

Roflmaobtc

1. Rolling on floor laughing my ass of biting the carpet <Joke here> Joe: roflmaobtc..

Nagavator

1. a person in the passenger's seat (usually a woman) who nags instead of navigates; a backseat driver Jane: I think we're lost,..

Pimp't

1. an adjective or possibly a verb pending context, describing something that has been altered to bring others in awe/envious of the magnit..

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