Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

Lasagnasm

1. An orgasm brought on by the taste of exquisite lasagna. (lah-san-yasm) Dude, your mom's lasagna was so good that I had Lasagnasm a..

Egoxicated

1. A portmaneau of ego and intoxicated. Someone who has become drunk off of their ego and starts to believe they are better than others be..

Takeout

1. food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out i take out some take out See cockspank 2. Taking a stripper home (or to your pla..

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