Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

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Beastocity

1. the level of beast that something is. The beastocity of that guy exceeds 100...

Xistant

1. is there but isnt, was there but wasent. ya shot it but didnt, IT shot u DEAD! though the food was there it is now xistant...

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