Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

1. Short for "Unreal Tournament", or any of its sequels. Man, I raped you all at UT last night. See Josh 2. Largest college c..

W'd

1. To mess something up with such disregard to common sense it almost seems implausible. It's root meaning comes from the 43rd U.S. Pr..

Studler

1. Some one who thinks He's a stud but is infact a total asswhole. He thinks he has friends and hosts parties but in fact nobody reall..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Cincinnati Parachute Edit Meaning