Cincinnati Parachute

What is Cincinnati Parachute?

The poofy lap-pouch that naturally protrudes from the crotch area of one's dress pants while in the sitting position.

Jon looked like he was pitching a tent in his pants, but it was just his billowing cincinnati parachute.

See tent, erection, boner

Trifles

1. Whore, Trifling Whore. She is a Trifles See trifles, hosie, trifling, whore, bimbo..

Meat Canoe

1. Slang term for vagina, clitoris, cunt, etc. Look at that hairy meat canoe... I'd like to rail that. See vagina, cunt, vag, clit, ..

Zook Hangover

1. what people get after partying with zook for three weeks...much worse than a normal hangover he left last week but i am still suffering..

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