What is Cindy Fortune?
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1. An old hag who likes to touch little children, while attempting to teach them to read.
2. A middle aged gym teacher who likes to rub little girls in their hot spots, cindy fortune's also enjoy long walks on the beach while taking stalker pictures of old men.
3. An old fart, who likes to torment children by taking pictures of them and also enjoys to give plumpkins.
1. Did you see that Cindy Fortune that was bugging Mike?
2. My mom told me I couldn't go to the beach, because there was a Cindy Fortune there.
3. Did you hear about that Cindy Fortune last night?
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