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you would call an asian a horizontal cunt because there eyes are shaped stretched to the side thus means there pussies are the same so i..
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a pandelephant is really an elephant that is black and white (like a panda). you might think it's a panda with a trunk, but really,..
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What you call the pillow that you fuck in a hotel room.
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