Cinematic Narcolepsy

What is Cinematic Narcolepsy?

The chronic involuntary sleep condition induced by viewing of movies, particularly those shown on a large screen.

Had I known my date had cinematic narcolepsy, I wouldn't have paid for her to take a nine-dollar nap.

See tired, nap, film

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